Surprising Yourself by Finding More Material: A
Archery: A
Bows that are more high-tech than my car: B-
Making a bow in Boy Scouts: A
The bow your humble editor made in Boy Scouts: C-
Team Handball: A
Ping Pong: A
Playing Ping Pong: C-
Lack of hand/eye coordination: D-
Watching Five Olympic Sports at the Same Time: E for Elvis
Elvis Presley: B
Suspicious Minds: A
A Little Less Conversation: A
Talking too much: D
A little more action: A-
Visiting Graceland: B
Visiting Graceland twice: D-
Graceland album: Then: B Now: A-
Michael Phelps: A
Kosovo’s First Olympic Gold: A
Majilinda Kelmendi: A
Serbia encouraging its athletes not to share a medal podium with Kosovars: F for petty.
Serbia not winning medals in that event: A
Kei Nishikori dropping his racket then winning the point: A+
Kei Nishikori: A
Getting stuck in an elevator: D
Getting stuck in an elevator then defeating Djokovic: A
Juan Martin del Petro: A
Olympic tennis: B
Playing tennis during PE class in the seventh grade: D
Elevator music: D
Mind games: C
Mind games in swimming: C
Australian Mack Horton’s mind games: A
Whining because your mind games weren’t as effective as Mack Hortons: F
Getting robbed at knife point: F
Government official working for ministry in charge of Olympic security getting mugged: push
Mistakes on Chinese flags used for ceremonies: D
Fact that the flags were manufactured in China: A